Crow: Last times on El Hazard the...oh forget it.
Jinnai: My fiendishly superior tactics holds all of El Hazard in a constant state of terror and victory is just within my grasp. {Joel: Riiiiiight} But I am to stand off against the Alliance my acquisition of the demon god weapon has had certain drawbacks. OK, I admit it, she's worthless. {Tom: But sincere.} So I have concocted a plan of genius that no one will ever expect. Yes the ultimate plan! A plan so despicably evil that everyone in El Hazard will give into my every demand.
Deva: Please tell me.
Jinnai: An operation of cunning brilliance, stealth, disguise, abduction, and royal pandemonium.
Crow: Coming to a theatere near you.
Deva: What operation could ever be so perfect?
Jinnai: It has a prefect name. Princess Rune's Abduction Operation: Permanent Vacation.
Deva: Ahhh it's so excitingly bold.
Joel: And long.
Jinnai: Permanent Vacation, it does have a ring to it. {laughs}
Ifurita: (thinks) He's going to give the Princess a vacation? That's so nice. Boy I'm going to help Master real good this time.
Tom: Look out Jinnai, she's getting ideas....
{title}
Jinnai: My reconosince (Joel: recognicence?) tells me the Princess Rune shall come for a ceremony at the kingdom of Baron. Here is where we begin. My operation for the Princess's Permanent vacation is now finally underway.
Ifurita: Right!
Jinnai: Now, how to get in? I must have total silence while I contemplate stage two.
Ifurita: That means shut up right?
Joel: No, it means keep talking.
Tom: So which line is the correct line?
Jinnai: Now don't be nervous. Those clothes are just perfect for an interview.
Crow: Speaking of which, where did he get them?
Ifurita: Do you think they'll hire me.
Jinnai: If I know anything about business fashion. Downtown Toyko OA.
Ifurita: Thanks.
Jinnai: Once we pass the examination, we'll be able to move around the whole place quite freely. Begin stage three, operation Permanent vacation.
Ifurita: Master, you've made this operation so fun even I understand it.
Jinnai: Something about that statement has me deeply worried.
Tom: Well it should.
Extra 2: Next applicant, proceed.
Jinnai: Greetings Management. My name is Kasho--Fred Jinnai. Well known high school president. It will be an honor to work for you.
Tom: I'm moving in also.
Joel: Does he really think that's going to work?
Crow: Jinnai must be a common name in Baron.
Extra 3: Well friend, any special skills?
Jinnai: Oh yes.
Extra 4: Do have any specific task you can provide while working part time during the ceremonies?
Ifurita: You can bet on it, I've got an operation.
Extra 4: Operational skills are a very good qualification. Please go on.
Ifurita: To help the princess go on vacation.
Extra 4: Are you some kind of jester? {Tom: Yep.}
Ifurita: Nope, I'm just a demon god.
Extra 4: A demon god? Those are hard to come by. I suppose you've come prepared to show us your talent.
Ifurita: Yep, watch out!
{zaps interviewers}
Ifurita: Is that OK? Do I get the job?
Extra 4: Hired.
Joel: I'm going to try that for my next job.
Jinnai: Please accept this as my resume. {shows them suitcase full of money} A little gift, to help you decide.
Crow: Ah, bribery is an important skill.
Extra 2: I guess so.
Extra 3: It's a bit odd.
Jinnai: I understand, you need maybe two to help even things out for you a little more. {second suitcase} And that's not all there's more as long as I get the position I truly deserve.
Tom: I bet that's more than what the job will make.
Extra 3: You're hired.
Joel: And the master villian and the demon god are given unlimited access to the grounds without arousing any suspision from the highly trained personel department.
Tom: See people, background checks are necessary.
Crow: Well it is the position he deserves. {laugh}
Combre: If you can't do this job, then I suggest you leave my staff!
Jinnai: I'm on paid contract, I can never be fired.
Makoto: Mr.Crombe are you there? Is there something wrong?
Jinnai: No, it just can't be. It is.
{goes right to work}
Combre: There, you see. It's easy. As a matter of fact this is where I started. Good hard work shall always be rewarded.
Makoto: That's right, anyone can work their way up from the bottom.
Jinnai: Curse you Makoto, you're here to ruin everything aren't you?
Makoto: The garden looks great!
Jinnai: Die!
All: Do it!
Makoto: Huh?
Jinnai: I mean all the weeds will die as soon as I'm through with them.
Tom: Nice accent, very convincing...not!
Makoto: That's great, keep up the good work.
Combre: I hope the Princess's quarters are satisfactory.
Makoto: Perfect.
Combre: And I trust the journey was not to long and tiresome for Princess Rune. Hum?
Makoto: Not at all. Actually the princess has been taking many trip throughout the land.
Combre: Ah that's good to hear. She'll be perfectly safe here. Now Makoto, you enjoy yourself in Baron.
Joel: Brown-noser.
Crow: (Combre) Am I done yet?
Tom: (sings as Jinnai climbs away) Spider-man, spider-man...
Makoto: I will.
Fuji: Hey Makoto, we're going into town. Come with us.
Alliele: Yeah, they're going to have an ariel fireworks display. The best in El Hazard.
Fuji: And if they've got a parade, I'm going to join in and carry their biggest float!
Joel: They won't mind, they're good that way.
Makoto: But sensei, our job is to watch over and guard Princess Rune. We can't go off sightseeing.
Fuji: You've got to learn to lighten up, have fun for a change. {laugh} Makoto, all work and no play make you a dull boy.
Jinnai: (thinks) That's right Makoto go off and leave her unguarded. Have fun for a change.
Tom: Foiling your plans IS fun.
Makoto: Hello there, gardening boy.
Jinnai: Yeah what?
Makoto: We're going into town to see the fireworks. You want to go? When do you get off of work.
Jinnai: Never! Oh look another weed.
Fuji: Dedicated. Who is that?
Makoto: He's a temporary worker. I don't know. I just feel sorry for him.
Crow: He seems so much like Jinnai, it's pathetic.
Alliele: Master Makoto, does that mean you're going with us?
Fuji: Yeah, of course he is. Lets go.
Jinnai: Makoto I'll teach you what sorry can really mean.
Tom: Don't get any ideas, Joel.
Rune: I assume that the people I came here with are now still in their own rooms.
Extra 5: Oh well actually they went into town.
Rune: I'll retire now.
{knock knock}
All: Who's there?
Rune: Yes?
Makoto: Princess, it's me.
Rune: Yes Makoto.
Makoto: Sensei and Alliele say we should go into town. You can see the fireworks better when you're close. You wanna go?
Rune: I've only ever seen them from the terrace. Of course I'll go!
Makoto: That's great. We'll be waiting at the gate.
Rune: I'll be there it will just take a second. Quick I have to find something nice. What do you think of this?
Ifurita: (thinks) The princess wants to see the fireworks up close. I'll help her.
Joel: I shudder to think about what she has in mind.
All ohhh and ahhhh along with everyone else.
Makoto: Just like home.
Rune: Is it really?
Makoto: Back in Japan we always have a lot of fireworks. {pause} The most beautiful thing I've seen.
Rune: But they, sometimes they hurt your ears.
Crow: Look out Tinkerbelle! Oh no!
Tom: Hey keep it down! You think decent people don't sleep?
{flashback of the eye}
Joel: I know, the Eye is a Battletech dropship.
Makoto: I think the Eye of God is the key to getting us back. Timeless worlds, dimentions. I read the Sign of the King again.
Rune: That's good. We will help you as you wish.
Joel: {stands up and whispers to Makoto} Hey, she wants you to stay you lunkhead!
Nanami: Delicious snacks {unintelligible} and snacks.
Makoto: Nanami?
Nanami: Hi, what are you doing?
Makoto: I was going to ask you the same thing.
Nanami: Don't be silly. What else would I be doing? I'm making extra banks. My wrap-ups are selling like hot cakes. {Tom: Because the are hot cakes.} And I'll let you in for 20%.
Makoto: But I'm watching the--
Nanami: Oh 40-60, my best offer. Come on.
Crow: (F) Just get away from her.
{Rune is about to protest}
Joel: El Hazard got funky!
Ifurita: Wow, these are the biggest ones I've found yet. I'm sure Princess Rune will want to see these fireworks up close. {goes off singing}
Tom: Ifurita, the arms dealer.
Joel: Bet she worked for Reagan.
{commercial sign}
Tom: I got it, Dr.Schtal drilled a hole into the girl's locker room.
Jinnai: (thinks) Stage five, escape part B. {Joel: Find an elevator} What's that? {sees glider} I can just float, right over the stupid moat. And they will never be able to follow because there's a surprise for stage six.
Crow: (Monty Python) There is no stage six.
Joel: We get to wear cloaks.
Jinnai: Excellent, you're placing the armaments.
Ifurita: Oh yeah, a lot. Action celebration rhymes with Permanent vacation.
Jinnai: That's good you're speaking in code. {Crow: (F) Oh yeah, I am!} Be ready to fire them of tomorrow night.
Crow: But not the way they think.
Tom: (in same accent) Now I must being my shift driving taxi.
Makoto: Well, if you say so.
Jinnai: Stage seven B now includes a hosted bar Sensei.
Joel: Baron doesn't seem like the best name for a kingdom.
King: Allied countries, I bid you welcome to the kingdom of Baron.
Makoto: I can relax, nothing can happen to her now. Huh? Sensei. Do I have to watch you every second?
Fuji: It's watered down.
Crow: With wine.
Makoto: Yeah and what if we needed your help?
Fuji: Like several thousand guards couldn't help? I hear they have a great fruit punch. {grumble} Can I get one fruit punch please?
Jinnai: Oh yes sir, coming right up. Please hold out a glass. {fills it}
Crow: (pirate) Arrrrrr
Joel: They must have real lax security here.
Fuji: Ahh now that's what I call punch. Can I get one more?
Tom: (Hawaiian Punch) Sore!
Crow: (pirate) Arrrrrr
Jinnai: My pleasure sir.
Fuji: Hey, remind me when it's last call.
Jinnai: Uh-uh
MC: It is our pleasure to present to you the extreme ruler over all of El Hazard. From the holy Kingdom of Rostaria. Princess Rune Venus.
Rune: Dear ladies and gentlemen, proud people of our true alliance. How can I thank you all for coming? {Joel: Real good read, Rune.} But I must try. Your alliegence is more powerful than words.
Jinnai: Your alliegence doesn't have any power at all?
Makoto: What?
Alliele: Again?
Nanami: Yeah as usual.
{Jinnai takes off mask}
Tom: It's Jinnai, I never would have guessed.
Makoto: You dare.
Jinnai: I don't dare I win.
Joel: Ob, by the way Sensei, it's last call.
{Bugrom break in}
Londs: Princess Rune!
Makoto: Come on get up, it's a Bugrom attack.
Fuji: Huh? What? Biology class? That substitute must have overslept again.
Tom: (drunk) Today we'll study fermentation. I've brought this 6-pack to demonstrate.
Makoto: I should have known. Please get out of the way.
{fight}
Jinnai: Say bon voyage to your princess alliance.
Makoto: Don't you touch her!
Joel: A bit late for that.
{runs up the stairs}
Ifurita: This is special just for you Princess.
Jinnai: Wait Ifurita, you idiot I haven't even gotten the princess outta here yet.
{fireworks go off}
Jinnai: Hey get back here! You stupid girl, I can't see anything. Where did she go? {Nanami gets caught} Thought you'd get away huh?
{heads towards tower}
Tom: (as Jinnai tries to climb on board) If he would have done those pull-ups in gym, he wouldn't be having this problem now.
Makoto: Princess! Jinnai, let her go.
Jinnai: Never, get lost. Can you see I'm in the middle of an ultimate operation?
Makoto: Let her go!
Jinnai: Back off!
{fight}
Crow: Battle of the 98lb weaklings!
Jinnai: Mizhuara {Gives makoto a noogie}
Makoto: You know I hate that.
Tom: That's why he's doing it.
Joel: I don't believe the fight between the hero and villain has been reduced to this.
Nanami: You idiot, do I look like the Princess?
Jinnai: Wait a second, it's Nanami
Makoto: He screwed up again.
Joel: And it's his own fault for once.
Crow: Whew, and here I thought it was someone important.
Jinnai: If you're here, where is the Princess?
Ifurita: I've got her Master. She's asleep. She must have gotten tired out from all the over-excitement.
Crow: (F) Or when I slammed her against the wall.
Jinnai: Ifurita, you got stage eight. Give her to me now, quick
Makoto: No, Ifurita, don't listen!
Ifurita: Listen. To who?
Jinnai: To your master you demon imbecile. {Tom: Don't listen to your master?} Do as I say, I command you to put her in the ship!
Ifurita: OK.
Londs: Villain let her go or we'll break the door down.
Jinnai: Ifurita, seal the front door.
Ifurita: Yes sir!
Jinnai: No don't!
Ifurita: What? {blasts tower} Uh-oh.
Jinnai: Idiot, she did it again!
{tower starts falling over.}
Joel: Well at least the door is sealed.
Tom does the the first few bars of Old time Rock and Role as Makoto and Jinnai slide along the floor.
Fuji: Makoto!
Londs: No Princess Rune!
Jinnai: I've got the princess, let me go. Try to loose for a change will ya?
Crow: But it's more fun to win.
Nanami: Makoto help, save us!
{glider takes off. Tower crashes into moat}
Makoto: Nanami, I can't! Princess Rune {goes under}
Tom: Oh how sweet, he and Rune even drown the same way.
Crow: Next time, Baron should go with an established temp service.